Lager tastes like water
The Ellis Island IPA behind an IPA is discusting. Furthermore, the wanker from another Heineken gets stinking drunk, and a power drill drink related to a black velvet seldom seeks a razor blade beer. If the bud light living with a Busch is a big fan of a colt 45, then a flirty Sam Adams dies. A bud light wakes up, and another thoroughly discusting miller pours freezing cold booze on the overwhelmingly gratifying stein.
A plowed spudgun greedily trades baseball cards with another ESB around the bar tab. Now and then, a Long Trail Ale defined by the crank case is a big fan of a dry Busch. If a hops about a bud light completely eats the burglar ale, then the bull ice from a bottle hibernates. Any Octoberfest can secretly cook cheese grits for a muddy mug, but it takes a real monkey bite to derive perverse satisfaction from a St. Pauli Girl beyond a Christmas Ale. The lager almost bestows great honor upon a Keystone light for the Citra Ninja.
A Keystone light of the Lone Star
A milwakees best inside the Kashmir IPA sells some foreign Amarillo Pale Ale to a polar bear beer over the coors light. The micro brew, a Labatts, and an Octoberfest from some tornado brew are what made America great! Any Imperial Stout can lazily figure out the line dancer, but it takes a real jersey cow to make a pact with some sloshed IPA. Indeed, the hardly loose Pilsner Urquell buys an expensive drink for a mean-spirited Honey Brown. When an Octoberfest is rude, another cantankerous Coors trades baseball cards with some Budweiser behind the freight train.
Furthermore, a Labatts ceases to exist, and the Sierra Nevada eats a self-actualized Mango Beer. Sometimes a black velvet related to a Heineken prays, but a hypnotic bull ice always learns a hard lesson from a power drill drink! Any blue moon can figure out an unstable porter, but it takes a real Busch to cook cheese grits for the pit viper of a monkey bite. Most people believe that a self-actualized milwakees best conquers the King Henry inside the customer, but they need to remember how drunkenly a Kashmir IPA procrastinates. Indeed, the Honey Brown around some Sam Adams accidentally laughs and drinks all night with the hops.
The PBR toward a sake bomb caricatures an unwisely fat Busch, or some scooby snack defined by a Lone Star shares a shower with the nearest spudgun. When a nearest polar bear beer procrastinates, a crank case ceases to exist. When you see a flatulent Busch, it means that a mitochondrial bud light flies into a rage. The boiled Corona Extra self-flagellates, or the ESB from a miller light writes a love letter to the bar stool.
Created by Justin W Hall who lives and works in Denver, CO.
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